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Honest Trailers: ‘Paranormal Activity’

This one’s kinda mean.

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That look from David Cross kills me every time.

Carl Weathers To Get Himself A Stew Going In The Next Season Of ‘Arrested Development’

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I’m guessing he’ll be pocketing his per diem.

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Hollywood “Nice Guy” Tom Hanks Drops The F Bomb On ‘Good Morning America’

Friday, October 19 by

Why would you say that, Tom? Coming out with stink like that poop, you poop-mouth! Get all that poop coming out of your mouth!

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Warner Bros. Decides They May As Well Make A ‘Justice League’ Movie

Friday, October 19 by

Pretty good idea to rush this into production.

She was pretty damn hot.

Soft-Core ‘Emmanuelle’ Ascends To Heaven, Or So We’d Like To Believe

Thursday, October 18 by

An icon from when soft-core used to be classy.

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The Presidential Town Hall Debate Gets Autotuned

Thursday, October 18 by

Who knew that Health Care reform could be so catchy?

This screengrab will do nicely.

Here’s An ‘Arrested Development’ Documentary Trailer That You Should Watch

Thursday, October 18 by

Thus fulfilling our weekly quota of ‘AD’ articles a day earlier. Nice!

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Michael Bay Is Sick Of Actors Having Opinions

Thursday, October 18 by

Even when he’s trying to be a good guy, he delves into dickdom.

Honestly, this peacock just keeps shitting everywhere. Much more trouble than it's worth.

Today In “Oh, NBC!”: ‘Animal Practice’ Gets Cancelled Because It’s Shitty And No One Watches It

Thursday, October 18 by

The animals used on the show will be crushed into cubes and used as insulating material in low-income housing.

All joking aside, he looks like he's the type of guy who would have sleep apnea in a big way.

Tyler Perry Will Be Returning In An Alex Cross Sequel With A Comically Lazy Title

Thursday, October 18 by

Is it called ‘Double Cross’? Yes. Yes, it f*cking is.

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Joaquin Phoenix Returns To Pissing People Off

Thursday, October 18 by

Take your Oscar noms and stuff it.

He's awfully cocksure for someone occupying a supply closet.

Heathcliff Is Getting A CGI Film. No, Not Garfield. Heathcliff.

Wednesday, October 17 by

Because this is the type of news you need to know two years out from the film’s release.

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Claire Danes Crying: The Supercut

Wednesday, October 17 by

Great. Now we’ll never get her to sleep.

He's disheveled from banging all of our moms.

Nick Swanson To Strip For Charity

Wednesday, October 17 by

You’re gay if you DON’T want to see this. That’s just what I feel.

Marvel Studios "Iron Man 3" Panel - Comic-Con International 2012

You Don’t Get To 500 Million Friends Without Super-Powered Armor

Wednesday, October 17 by

‘Iron Man 3′ trailer on the way but you’ve gotta prove you want it.

This is how I looked when I caught wind of this story. Only I had more cocaine on my face.

The ‘Scarface’ Remake Is Now In The Hands Of The ‘Donnie Brasco’ Writer

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In this version, instead of yelling his famous catchphrase, he posts it on Twitter with the hashtag #littlefriend.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

Lorenzo’s Oil and 8 Other Movies With Sick Children

The movie "Lorenzo's Oil" stars Susan Sarandon and Nick Nolte in a story where parents try to do what any good parents would do, which is try and save their...

7 Standed Motorist Movies Like Wrong Turn

Until humanity relearns how to walk for more than a block, the incapacitation of motor vehicles will stay as a breeding ground for bad choices followed by terrible deaths. Make...

Let It Ride On These Atlantic City Movies

Atlantic City is a place built by crime and vice. The city enjoyed its heyday during prohibition where it became a hub for bootlegging. The money pouring into the city...

The 7 Richest Characters From Movies

  Just about every movie has some rich bastard as a character. Usually they are miserable, self-centered asses; however, in some cases they can actually be very likable characters. Below...

6 Dorm Movies That Lied To Every Incoming Freshman

  University life is a mixture of learning, boozing, and very little else, after which you’ll have earned yourself a piece of paper that will mean absolutely nothing to the...

5 D Day Movies Every Action Fan Will Love

If war movies were filled with nothing but existential show staring that Dostoyevsky would have been proud of, or rather indifferent, the genre would’ve died out in a year. Keep...

5 Child Geniuses In Movies

Thanks to the advent of search engines, the average kid can debunk myths, scary stories, and possible closet monster that will get them if they misbehave, thus making your best...

The 6 Most Dead Beat Dads In Movie History

The P.T.A. has never heard of these men and they won’t be chaperoning any of your dances in the near future, but somewhere out in movieland lousy dads are flourishing....

Saved By The Bell Cast

 Saved By the Bell was the staple of any kid's Saturday morning growing up in the 90s. It was always entertaining to see what the students at Bayside High were...

5 Movie Police Interrogations That Broke The Criminal

Is there a scarier place than a police interrogation room? You’re either there because you’ve a) committed a crime that you are about to be put under increased pressure to...

6 Adventure Romance Movies Men And Women Will Love

  It's always an ordeal to select a movie for you and your loved one to settle down and watch together. There's a long list of reasons why you don't...

Twilight Actors Old Enough to Drink – WP

The supernatural love nest, known in the world of young adult novels and blockbuster movies as "Twilight," has become an incredibly prosperous platform for numerous youthful actors and actresses. The...

Love And Basketball Quotes

When actor Omar Epps and actress Sanaa Lathan turned hoops dreams into hot romance with their on-screen chemistry in the 2000 romantic drama "Love & Basketball" many of their quotes...

7 Restaurant Movies That Wil Give You A New Appreciations of The Service Industry

If you have never been an underpaid restaurant employee–waiting on whiny customers, cooking food rapidly, or scrubbing scum from the dishes of complete strangers–these seven restaurant movies will make you...

7 Summer Vacation Movies That Are Better Than Your Camp Stories

Summer vacations always seem to take forever to begin and a split second to end. With that fateful reality being said, the beauty of these seven summer vacation movies is...

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