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- The Basics
Occasionally, through some convergence of timing, observation, and sheer nerve, a comedian comes along with a bit so inspired it hits a universal funny bone like it's never been hit before. These are 25 such bits.
$25.65 The BasicsParental AdvisoryName Artist Time Price 1 ExplicitI'm On a Boat (feat. T-Pain) The Lonely Island 2:36 $1.29 View In iTunes 2 A Condom? Dane Cook 7:08 $0.99 View In iTunes 3 Ice Cream Man / Shoe Throwin' Mothers Eddie Murphy 5:50 $0.99 View In iTunes 4 Air Travel Jerry Seinfeld 6:58 $0.99 View In iTunes 5 The Chanukah Song Adam Sandler 3:43 $1.29 View In iTunes 6 ExplicitPiano Monologue Sam Kinison 2:10 $0.99 View In iTunes 7 A Wild and Crazy Guy Steve Martin 7:01 $0.99 View In iTunes 8 Childhood Robin Williams 6:03 $0.99 View In iTunes 9 Lumberjack Song Monty Python 3:22 $1.29 View In iTunes 10 My Brother Russell Bill Cosby 3:30 $0.99 View In iTunes 11 Smoke Denis Leary 5:27 $0.99 View In iTunes 12 What Is Pornography? Bill Hicks 3:33 $0.99 View In iTunes 13 Bacon Jim Gaffigan 4:51 $0.99 View In iTunes 14 ExplicitDemocrats & Republicans Lewis Black 3:26 $0.99 View In iTunes 15 ExplicitHarassing Harris On Facebook Aziz Ansari 3:59 $0.99 View In iTunes 16 Here's Your Sign Bill Engvall 7:45 $0.99 View In iTunes 17 Bachelorette Party Ron White 4:08 $0.99 View In iTunes 18 At Midnight I Will Kill George Lucas With a Shovel Patton Oswalt 4:35 $0.99 View In iTunes 19 Three Easy Payments Mitch Hedberg 2:05 $0.99 View In iTunes 20 The Lost Boy Lenny Bruce 1:46 $0.99 View In iTunes 21 Toll Booth Willie Adam Sandler 3:48 $0.99 View In iTunes 22 You Look Marvelous Billy Crystal 4:24 $0.99 View In iTunes 23 Sol's Glasses The Jerky Boys 2:49 $0.99 View In iTunes 24 Crazy White Kids Chris Rock 8:26 $0.99 View In iTunes 25 Excuse Me Steve Martin 3:02 $0.99 View In iTunes 25 Songs - Next Steps
A microphone, a stage, and a decent audience are all a comedian could ever ask for. Once in a blue moon, they've turned those basic ingredients into something extraordinary, as these 25 just-shy-of-essential bits amply demonstrate.
$24.36 Next StepsParental AdvisoryName Artist Time Price 1 Alcoholic Clowns and Katie Couric, Screech's Huge C**k, and Granny Porn Bobcat Goldthwait 6:05 $0.99 View In iTunes 2 Myths / A Little Chinese Eddie Murphy 7:59 $0.99 View In iTunes 3 ExplicitMy Child is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Understand What It Just Said! David Cross 8:38 $0.99 View In iTunes 4 ExplicitMerry F#%$in' Christmas Denis Leary 1:37 $0.99 View In iTunes 5 Marriage, Divorce and Motels Lenny Bruce 5:26 $0.99 View In iTunes 6 Wonderful Weekend Steve Harvey 2:39 $0.99 View In iTunes 7 Outta Work Pimp Eddie Griffin 7:14 $0.99 View In iTunes 8 Driving In San Francisco Bill Cosby 3:48 $0.99 View In iTunes 9 ExplicitLesbians Love Whale Watching Margaret Cho 5:10 $0.69 View In iTunes 10 ExplicitReligion Sam Kinison 5:31 $0.99 View In iTunes 11 Boob Tube Larry the Cable Guy 4:15 $1.29 View In iTunes 12 Creepy Guy@Work Dane Cook 3:23 $0.99 View In iTunes 13 ExplicitToronto Open Mike Patton Oswalt 5:15 $0.99 View In iTunes 14 Armageddon Eddie Izzard 8:30 $1.29 View In iTunes 15 Drunk Driving Bill Hicks 6:53 $0.99 View In iTunes 16 ExplicitHaters Dane Cook 4:30 $0.99 View In iTunes 17 Hot Pockets Jim Gaffigan 4:48 $0.99 View In iTunes 18 ExplicitBooze Is Amazing Nick Swardson 5:44 $0.99 View In iTunes 19 ExplicitTribute Tenacious D 4:08 $1.29 View In iTunes 20 Rocket Scientist Bob Newhart 7:20 $0.99 View In iTunes 21 The American Pageant The Firesign Theatre 9:06 $0.99 View In iTunes 22 Vasectomies, Fat Girls and Monopoly Money Larry the Cable Guy 4:55 $0.99 View In iTunes 23 Emily Litella Gilda Radner 5:09 $0.99 View In iTunes 24 Alaska Henny Youngman 9:54 $0.99 View In iTunes 24 Songs - Deep Cuts
Quit your laughing for just a moment, as we deliver the funniest bits that haven't been misquoted to death. Okay, resume hysterics.
$25.95 Deep CutsParental AdvisoryName Artist Time Price 1 Hotel Manager Jonathan Winters 4:20 $0.99 View In iTunes 2 Spam Song Monty Python 0:33 $1.29 View In iTunes 3 No Sex Chris Rock 4:22 $1.29 View In iTunes 4 Smoking Pot Nick Swardson 6:20 $0.99 View In iTunes 5 Gaunt And Sexy (Album Version) Daniel Tosh 5:44 $0.99 View In iTunes 6 Nascar Jeff Foxworthy 1:31 $0.99 View In iTunes 7 Fat Albert's Car Bill Cosby 8:16 $0.99 View In iTunes 8 Bebe's Kids (To Las Vegas) Robin Harris 2:46 $0.99 View In iTunes 9 Stupid In School Brian Regan 5:16 $0.99 View In iTunes 10 ExplicitHot Air Balloon Mitch Hedberg 2:57 $0.99 View In iTunes 11 School Bus Kid Bill Engvall 6:56 $1.29 View In iTunes 12 ExplicitRitalin and Steroids Katt Williams 9:44 $0.99 View In iTunes 13 Five Levels of Fatness Gabriel Iglesias 1:21 $0.99 View In iTunes 14 Idiot Boyfriend Jimmy Fallon 3:54 $1.29 View In iTunes 15 Grrr Lily Tomlin 2:15 $0.99 View In iTunes 16 ExplicitDead Parrot Monty Python 6:50 $0.99 View In iTunes 17 ExplicitCinabon Louis C.K. 3:52 $0.99 View In iTunes 18 ExplicitThey Call Me "Tater Salad" Ron White 6:31 $0.99 View In iTunes 19 Some Jokes Demetri Martin 7:09 $0.99 View In iTunes 20 Never Park In a Crippled Space Lisa Lampanelli 4:02 $0.99 View In iTunes 21 Baby, You're Beautiful... Zane Lamprey 3:01 $0.99 View In iTunes 22 ExplicitCold Stone Creamery Aziz Ansari 2:06 $0.99 View In iTunes 23 ExplicitBobbie Barnett Doug Stanhope 7:36 $0.99 View In iTunes 24 Hip Hop Animosity Mike Birbiglia 5:57 $0.99 View In iTunes 25 ExplicitRevolve (The Complete New Testament In the Form of a Teen Magazine) Eugene Mirman 5:23 $0.99 View In iTunes 25 Songs - Complete Set
For half-a-century comedians have been recorded right where they live and breathe — the stage. Occasionally, through some convergence of timing, observation, and sheer nerve, a comedian comes along with a bit so inspired it hits a universal funny bone. Seriously, folks, these gut-busting bits will leave you in stitches.
$75.96 Complete SetParental AdvisoryName Artist Time Price 1 ExplicitI'm On a Boat (feat. T-Pain) The Lonely Island 2:36 $1.29 View In iTunes 2 A Condom? Dane Cook 7:08 $0.99 View In iTunes 3 Ice Cream Man / Shoe Throwin' Mothers Eddie Murphy 5:50 $0.99 View In iTunes 4 Air Travel Jerry Seinfeld 6:58 $0.99 View In iTunes 5 The Chanukah Song Adam Sandler 3:43 $1.29 View In iTunes 6 ExplicitPiano Monologue Sam Kinison 2:10 $0.99 View In iTunes 7 A Wild and Crazy Guy Steve Martin 7:01 $0.99 View In iTunes 8 Childhood Robin Williams 6:03 $0.99 View In iTunes 9 Lumberjack Song Monty Python 3:22 $1.29 View In iTunes 10 My Brother Russell Bill Cosby 3:30 $0.99 View In iTunes 11 Smoke Denis Leary 5:27 $0.99 View In iTunes 12 What Is Pornography? Bill Hicks 3:33 $0.99 View In iTunes 13 Bacon Jim Gaffigan 4:51 $0.99 View In iTunes 14 ExplicitDemocrats & Republicans Lewis Black 3:26 $0.99 View In iTunes 15 ExplicitHarassing Harris On Facebook Aziz Ansari 3:59 $0.99 View In iTunes 16 Here's Your Sign Bill Engvall 7:45 $0.99 View In iTunes 17 Bachelorette Party Ron White 4:08 $0.99 View In iTunes 18 At Midnight I Will Kill George Lucas With a Shovel Patton Oswalt 4:35 $0.99 View In iTunes 19 Three Easy Payments Mitch Hedberg 2:05 $0.99 View In iTunes 20 The Lost Boy Lenny Bruce 1:46 $0.99 View In iTunes 21 Toll Booth Willie Adam Sandler 3:48 $0.99 View In iTunes 22 You Look Marvelous Billy Crystal 4:24 $0.99 View In iTunes 23 Sol's Glasses The Jerky Boys 2:49 $0.99 View In iTunes 24 Crazy White Kids Chris Rock 8:26 $0.99 View In iTunes 25 Excuse Me Steve Martin 3:02 $0.99 View In iTunes 26 Alcoholic Clowns and Katie Couric, Screech's Huge C**k, and Granny Porn Bobcat Goldthwait 6:05 $0.99 View In iTunes 27 Myths / A Little Chinese Eddie Murphy 7:59 $0.99 View In iTunes 28 ExplicitMy Child is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Understand What It Just Said! David Cross 8:38 $0.99 View In iTunes 29 ExplicitMerry F#%$in' Christmas Denis Leary 1:37 $0.99 View In iTunes 30 Marriage, Divorce and Motels Lenny Bruce 5:26 $0.99 View In iTunes 31 Wonderful Weekend Steve Harvey 2:39 $0.99 View In iTunes 32 Outta Work Pimp Eddie Griffin 7:14 $0.99 View In iTunes 33 Driving In San Francisco Bill Cosby 3:48 $0.99 View In iTunes 34 ExplicitLesbians Love Whale Watching Margaret Cho 5:10 $0.69 View In iTunes 35 ExplicitReligion Sam Kinison 5:31 $0.99 View In iTunes 36 Boob Tube Larry the Cable Guy 4:15 $1.29 View In iTunes 37 Creepy Guy@Work Dane Cook 3:23 $0.99 View In iTunes 38 ExplicitToronto Open Mike Patton Oswalt 5:15 $0.99 View In iTunes 39 Armageddon Eddie Izzard 8:30 $1.29 View In iTunes 40 Drunk Driving Bill Hicks 6:53 $0.99 View In iTunes 41 ExplicitHaters Dane Cook 4:30 $0.99 View In iTunes 42 Hot Pockets Jim Gaffigan 4:48 $0.99 View In iTunes 43 ExplicitBooze Is Amazing Nick Swardson 5:44 $0.99 View In iTunes 44 ExplicitTribute Tenacious D 4:08 $1.29 View In iTunes 45 Rocket Scientist Bob Newhart 7:20 $0.99 View In iTunes 46 The American Pageant The Firesign Theatre 9:06 $0.99 View In iTunes 47 Vasectomies, Fat Girls and Monopoly Money Larry the Cable Guy 4:55 $0.99 View In iTunes 48 Emily Litella Gilda Radner 5:09 $0.99 View In iTunes 49 Alaska Henny Youngman 9:54 $0.99 View In iTunes 50 Hotel Manager Jonathan Winters 4:20 $0.99 View In iTunes 51 Spam Song Monty Python 0:33 $1.29 View In iTunes 52 No Sex Chris Rock 4:22 $1.29 View In iTunes 53 Smoking Pot Nick Swardson 6:20 $0.99 View In iTunes 54 Gaunt And Sexy (Album Version) Daniel Tosh 5:44 $0.99 View In iTunes 55 Nascar Jeff Foxworthy 1:31 $0.99 View In iTunes 56 Fat Albert's Car Bill Cosby 8:16 $0.99 View In iTunes 57 Bebe's Kids (To Las Vegas) Robin Harris 2:46 $0.99 View In iTunes 58 Stupid In School Brian Regan 5:16 $0.99 View In iTunes 59 ExplicitHot Air Balloon Mitch Hedberg 2:57 $0.99 View In iTunes 60 School Bus Kid Bill Engvall 6:56 $1.29 View In iTunes 61 ExplicitRitalin and Steroids Katt Williams 9:44 $0.99 View In iTunes 62 Five Levels of Fatness Gabriel Iglesias 1:21 $0.99 View In iTunes 63 Idiot Boyfriend Jimmy Fallon 3:54 $1.29 View In iTunes 64 Grrr Lily Tomlin 2:15 $0.99 View In iTunes 65 ExplicitDead Parrot Monty Python 6:50 $0.99 View In iTunes 66 ExplicitCinabon Louis C.K. 3:52 $0.99 View In iTunes 67 ExplicitThey Call Me "Tater Salad" Ron White 6:31 $0.99 View In iTunes 68 Some Jokes Demetri Martin 7:09 $0.99 View In iTunes 69 Never Park In a Crippled Space Lisa Lampanelli 4:02 $0.99 View In iTunes 70 Baby, You're Beautiful... Zane Lamprey 3:01 $0.99 View In iTunes 71 ExplicitCold Stone Creamery Aziz Ansari 2:06 $0.99 View In iTunes 72 ExplicitBobbie Barnett Doug Stanhope 7:36 $0.99 View In iTunes 73 Hip Hop Animosity Mike Birbiglia 5:57 $0.99 View In iTunes 74 ExplicitRevolve (The Complete New Testament In the Form of a Teen Magazine) Eugene Mirman 5:23 $0.99 View In iTunes 74 Songs
Customer Reviews
you're kidding
how the hell can this be called the essentials for comedy? George Carlin isn't on this and yet Dane Cook is? what the hell is wrong with you, iTunes?
Few Good Ones But...
Like the dude said, where's George Carlin? And Adam Sandler is on there twice??? That's lame, real lame, and not for my $23.
Love Python...
...but Lumberjack Song? Out of all the brilliant Python stuff - Lumberjack Song? Whoever put this together is clueless.