Phil Simms Just Gets Worse And Worse
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Jan 8, 2013 2:40 PM    

Phil Simms Just Gets Worse And Worse

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Phil Simms Just Gets Worse And WorseTime for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. Today, we're covering your friend's sex tapes, chemo poops, spider lungs and more. More »

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